I want a card that shows a fairy godmother riding a unicorn from a rainbow-filled sky, alighting into my life to make me slim, beautiful, wealthy, confident, owning my own house, with a clear financial future, a flat belly and thigh gap.
But what do I get? A farmer who looks like a refugee from The Joy of Sex telling me anything I want in this life I've got to work for it. Booo!
Oh well. He could also be telling me today is a good day to take stock of my harvest, so let's do that. What have I got?
*A new job about to start
*A place to live, even if I don't own it. (At least the rent hasn't gone up since we moved in here in 2002, and that's got to be a good thing!)
So...it's not all bad. Can you see I've had a mood swing since yesterday? Just a bit!